Slugman

"This fucker is banging 2 horses a year, and basically you are fucking retarded. Find out his secret here: goo.gl/sAEbLx"

Tristan "Slugman" Swift is the designer and captain of the APSS Spectrum. He is know for his ravishing looks and silver tongue. Some theorize he is the product of divine design. Although he denies these claims, they cannot be truly refuted.